The 61 year old man living with me came home just now and put 6 candy bars on my desk?

Is he trying to fatten me up?



I told him to put them in HIS room, but he won't. He's insisting that I consume them. In case it matters it's 2 each of Whatchamacallits, Thingamajigs and Kit Kats....The 61 year old man living with me came home just now and put 6 candy bars on my desk?
They're laced with sedatives to knock you out so he can try on the panties and bras you're keeping from him.
Do you have diabeetus? He might be trying to claim you killed yourself.



True Story: My room mate in college would do this to me when he failed exams horribly, because our school had an unwritten policy that if your rommate killed him or her self, you would get "A"s for the semester.The 61 year old man living with me came home just now and put 6 candy bars on my desk?
He'll be leaving a trail of Hershey Kisses to the bedroom by the end of the weekend!





Remember what I said about chastity belts for both of you?
why are you living with a 61 yr old man? He's just trying to buy you off, back in the day he was the guy that hung out at the school in a van handing out lolly pops. By the way does he have a molestache?The 61 year old man living with me came home just now and put 6 candy bars on my desk?
maybe, just because he puts them there doesn't mean you have to eat them. You should just keep them in a drawer, or refuse,tell him your in charge of your body,

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What's he fattening you up for? Here in TX we have the Fat Stock Show and Rodeo in the Spring. I've always liked the sound of that.
I think you should eat the Kit-cats but not the Thingamajigs and the Whatchamacallits. That's how much it matters. Think for your self.
First of all, who is this man? is he related to you? is he your captor? is he kidding around? makes no sense...
He is, obviously, trying to insult you. Those are inferior candies. Definitely not top of the line
i'd say he poisoned them....its some sort of trick like on Halloween when people hand out apples with razors in them to kids trick'r'treating at their door....



or maybe hes just trying to be nice....who knows? :o
Happy Halloween
He's probably just trying to be nice.. accept something when its given, and don't be rude about it. No matter who it is. :)
he's wondering how many you can fit in your t'w'a't





talk about Trick or Treat
Maybe he wants you to chew them up for him to eat?
Be glad he did not bring you t'w'a't waffles
LOL
So is that the TRICK or the TREAT?
Your lucky he did not take a Nasty S h i t in there....
so throw them out if you dont want them
Make sure the wrappers are in tact, might have some ruffies added. enjoy!!
Why do you question free food..? ESP..

from an old grandpa

YOUR SICK!!