If you want your significant other to get home from the bar to have sex?

Let's try this in a more direct manner ...

If you wanted him/her to get his/her butt home a little early - what would you write in a text - in 160 or less characters?



Extra bonus question: Can you talk about sex in any other category but pregnancy and parenting?If you want your significant other to get home from the bar to have sex?
I want her to come back to Montana so we can have sex.
"Get your *** home right now, or there will be hell to pay"If you want your significant other to get home from the bar to have sex?
you wanna raise a barn like the amish people did?
Get home I want sex now.



Was that short enough?If you want your significant other to get home from the bar to have sex?
DUMPING IS AN EASY THING TO DO,

USE THE FORCE B!TCHES!!!!!!
get your as.s home already your gonna regret this later



lol.
Tell him

"Your choice - You can stay there %26amp; drink, or *** home %26amp; I'll drink you...to start"
You can talk about it in womens and men health! :D

And get home so we can do something ;)



Love,

Rhy